Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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