you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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