We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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