I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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