Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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