if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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