no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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