What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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