dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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