BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
They are going to name an STD after you.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My dad is sitting where you rode me
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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