oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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