Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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