Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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