i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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