There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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