Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Someone came in the potted fern
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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