so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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