is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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