he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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