I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Your dad touched me again.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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