i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
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