hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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