Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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