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A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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