There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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