Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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