glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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