Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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