Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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