I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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