Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
