Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
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