Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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