So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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