we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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