why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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