somebody snuck up and got me drunk
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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