can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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