moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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