I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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