Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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