Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
no you cant smoke seaweed
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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