My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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