you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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