How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Text me some of your sweat
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