My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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