6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
well you can't waste a boner
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
