So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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