so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
