we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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